Guess I'm just going to care so hard about what you want that I'm going to keep doing the exact opposite of what you're telling me you want, then.

Frisk, look. You already know I am not a variable you can rearrange to your liking. Just because this outcome does not suit your immediate preference does not mean I am going to pull a 180 on what I have made up my mind to do. You cannot "date" this away.