[They have probably never, once, in their entire life, been all right. Can't be that when you were born inherently wrong! But it's cool. They're upright, they're as close to tidy and pleasing to look at as hastily lurching out of bed at like 3pm will allow them to be, and they've got a bright, cherubic smile on their face. What more could anyone ask for, right? They're functional and they're smiley. They can be useful. That's everything that counts.]
Bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, and also an existential nightmare. Couldn't be better if I tried!
But you're not here just to ask that. Hoping to entice me to ask for another flirting lesson, perhaps?
are you a "prompt tagging??"
[They have probably never, once, in their entire life, been all right. Can't be that when you were born inherently wrong! But it's cool. They're upright, they're as close to tidy and pleasing to look at as hastily lurching out of bed at like 3pm will allow them to be, and they've got a bright, cherubic smile on their face. What more could anyone ask for, right? They're functional and they're smiley. They can be useful. That's everything that counts.]
Bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, and also an existential nightmare. Couldn't be better if I tried!
But you're not here just to ask that. Hoping to entice me to ask for another flirting lesson, perhaps?