Which is... sort of like a flattened umbrella? Or... a cape, stretched out on a giant triangular frame? Like wings, if wings were attached to each other instead of to your body, and they couldn't flap. Wind permitting, you can glide through the air.
Wind not permitting, you'll probably spiral and die like a poorly-made paper airplane.
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I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna grab the hang glider.
Which is... sort of like a flattened umbrella? Or... a cape, stretched out on a giant triangular frame? Like wings, if wings were attached to each other instead of to your body, and they couldn't flap. Wind permitting, you can glide through the air.
Wind not permitting, you'll probably spiral and die like a poorly-made paper airplane.