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Speak.

[Wow okay cool voicemail there Chara. Voice/text/video away to your heart's content.]

Comments

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Hello, darling! Can I the ask for a small and simple favor? Today I have set the blog game upon my blog and must ask you to require testing. Please tell me if the game work! The link is here! Jolly thanks!

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Tell me how to block people on this thing so I can eradicate your wretched presence entirely.

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You're not funny, Sans. There are no spambots in this ridiculous make-believe land.

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Here's one for your roster.

Why did the skeleton try to spare the child?

To give them a head start.

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This minute's joke is: what kind of child is made of paper? A TEARable child!

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Almost funny. Try harder.

What do you call a skeleton with no brothers?

a bonely child.

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This minute's joke is: what did the man say to his mugger? KNIFE to meet you!

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Getting colder, Sans.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the Surface?

Because there was no body left to go with.

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Having fun, Sans?

What do you call it when a skeleton keeps experiencing his loved ones' tragic deaths, over and over again?

Deja boo boo.

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This minute's joke is: what's the best kind of drink? Quali-TEA!

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You certainly don't sound like you're having fun.

Why did the skeleton's broken bone heal crooked?

Because it wasn't reset properly,

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Are these the bad laughs you once thought might fix me?

Why didn't the skeleton have a very successful career?

Turns out he was a one-hit wonder.

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This minute's joke is: why did the bicyclist forfeit the race? Because he was TWO-TIRED!

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I hope you've found something better to do.

What caused the end of the world?

Determination.

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This minutes joke is: why is the sky blue? Because it's HUE-ge!

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holy crap are you still talking to this thing?

wow.

hey. you wanna know a fun fact? did you know that the closets can make spambots?

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Sans are you FUCKING KIDDING ME.

[Whoops! That's not a child-friendly word!]

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by the way, looks like this thing charges for each text and response, so you owe me about 500 g.

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Wherever would I get that kind of money, Sans.

Think the Tem shop would give me anything for Papyrus' skull?

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good luck finding either of those things here.

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You're right. His skull never lasts long enough to make it past Snowdin, anyway.

Always thought it was a poor choice of location on his part. How can you tell what's dust and what's snow? He's never going to get a proper burial. It's a wonder anyone even noticed he was dead.