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Speak.

[Wow okay cool voicemail there Chara. Voice/text/video away to your heart's content.]

Comments

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Almost funny. Try harder.

What do you call a skeleton with no brothers?

a bonely child.

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Getting colder, Sans.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the Surface?

Because there was no body left to go with.

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Having fun, Sans?

What do you call it when a skeleton keeps experiencing his loved ones' tragic deaths, over and over again?

Deja boo boo.

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You certainly don't sound like you're having fun.

Why did the skeleton's broken bone heal crooked?

Because it wasn't reset properly,

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Are these the bad laughs you once thought might fix me?

Why didn't the skeleton have a very successful career?

Turns out he was a one-hit wonder.

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I hope you've found something better to do.

What caused the end of the world?

Determination.

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holy crap are you still talking to this thing?

wow.

hey. you wanna know a fun fact? did you know that the closets can make spambots?

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Sans are you FUCKING KIDDING ME.

[Whoops! That's not a child-friendly word!]

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by the way, looks like this thing charges for each text and response, so you owe me about 500 g.

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Wherever would I get that kind of money, Sans.

Think the Tem shop would give me anything for Papyrus' skull?

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good luck finding either of those things here.

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You're right. His skull never lasts long enough to make it past Snowdin, anyway.

Always thought it was a poor choice of location on his part. How can you tell what's dust and what's snow? He's never going to get a proper burial. It's a wonder anyone even noticed he was dead.

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they'd notice.

[Chara might think Papyrus is forgettable and Papyrus himself might think he doesn't have that many friends, but Sans knows what Papyrus represents to people. The effect he has is far, far reaching.]

[They'd notice.]

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[Chara knows. From the far-too-numerous half-and-half runs. Undyne wanted nothing to do with Frisk if even a single monster's dust was on their hands, but always confronted them about Papyrus in particular. Even if that pointless comic relief, that joke of a person was the only one they killed, the whole Underground hardened their hearts against humanity.

Good. Fine by Chara. About time.]

I wonder.

Sans... where is he now?

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around.

[Depending on the time, this might not even be a lie.]

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An awfully vague answer. Dust can be around too.

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good luck with that, kid.

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"Good luck with that," as if it's a future endeavour. As if it's something I'm going to do.

I'm only saying. If you don't know where he is, then he could be dead and you wouldn't even notice. But you must be used to that, right? Because the alternative...

Why, Sans. The alternative is that you knew. That you watched your own brother die and did nothing.

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yeah, if you're trying to spook me, it's not gonna work.

[Even Sans isn't so fargone that he would just stand by while his brother gets killed.]

[Right?]