Oh. Are we done telling jokes already? I haven't even told the funniest one yet!
[The only thing I wanted was for you to come back to me. A riotous one-liner in and of itself.
The real punchline was all about how he wanted something better. A friend who solved all the problems without having to do all the icky dirty work. A sunny, fluffy happy ending. Aw, is he realizing that he's bitten off more than he can chew? That maybe his perfect friend and his perfect ending aren't what he thought they were?
[He gets it. This is his penance; this is what happens when he decides to play God. The world plays God with him, in turn. Back up on the surface, back to the two people he wants to have around.
And they know all of his dirty secrets. Did he really think he was above the consequences?]
[That's not right. That's wrong. He doesn't know, but he jumps right to the end of the script.
Backing out. Giving up on them. Fearing them, doubting them. Asriel came back to them, and what shone through, what he felt toward Chara... was horror and regret.
Was he the one playing games? Playing dumb? Had the True Reset he tried to offer been a trick all along? Was this all just to send the reminder that whether that fallen human tried their best to be good or tried their best to be bad, he would reject Chara either way?]
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I know what's going on here. I just wanted to see you suffer.
[Badum-tssht.]
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Aha.
Ha.
]
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But hey. Nothing he can't get from other sources. He has just the person in mind for that conversation, and it's not Chara.
...]
I pretended this was gonna be long and it's not forgive me.
[He's not done here.
But he's done. There's no extra text to accompany it; just those two words.
The only thing I wanted was for you to come back to me.
And here you are.
Good one.]
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[The only thing I wanted was for you to come back to me. A riotous one-liner in and of itself.
The real punchline was all about how he wanted something better. A friend who solved all the problems without having to do all the icky dirty work. A sunny, fluffy happy ending. Aw, is he realizing that he's bitten off more than he can chew? That maybe his perfect friend and his perfect ending aren't what he thought they were?
What happened to not having any regrets?]
You got exactly what you wanted, Asriel.
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And they know all of his dirty secrets. Did he really think he was above the consequences?]
You've got a sick sense of humor.
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Backing out. Giving up on them. Fearing them, doubting them. Asriel came back to them, and what shone through, what he felt toward Chara... was horror and regret.
Was he the one playing games? Playing dumb? Had the True Reset he tried to offer been a trick all along? Was this all just to send the reminder that whether that fallen human tried their best to be good or tried their best to be bad, he would reject Chara either way?]
I'm laughing harder than ever.
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But nobody came.
It's just as funny as it was before.]